Satanic Squirrel

Hi! okay so weird story as you can tell by the title. So, I was walking around my uncle's house which is really pretty! It's got a big maple tree and a swing for my little cousins. And I saw a black cat! And since I just love kitties (:3) I ran towards it which was probably a stupid thing to do T^T. Of course it ran away from me and I was sad. But then as it was running away, a squirrel ran at it and like headbutted the cat!!! I had never seen a squirrel with ninja powers until then! But it kept running at the cat and biting it and attacking it! I just stood there like WTF!? This squirrel was obviously no ordinary squirrel. It was a SATAN WORSHIPPER!!! Or maybe his gf just broke up with him and he was just so heartbroken that he wanted to just kill something to get his mind off of the deep dark hole in his little heart. All the while, the love of his life is probably hanging around some other squirrel with big muscles and a rubber ducky!!! ....you know what? I think I need to lie down. Uhhh.... Comment please. Where's my pillow? >_<