My Zimmy Story: intro

Hope for The Damned

Zim raked his hands over his face roughly trying to wake himself up. He hadn't been getting much sleep these days. From the base's defense system malfunctioning to the human Dib's regular antics. How long had this been going on? Weeks? Months? Years? It was all a blur now. He looked at his disguise pieces sitting on the end table next to his small bed. He sighed and put them on. Another day of Skool, "No wonder human children drop out." he thought sadly. He heard a pounding on the main floor followed by the Dib's voice demanding entrance.

"Zim, I know you're in there! Open the door!" he cried. Lately the human's voice had been like nails on a chalkboard to the poor Irken. Finally having finished dressing, Zim made his way downstairs, grabbing his bag, not bothering to eat. His PAK provided any nutrients he might need.
Opening the door, he brushed past a ranting Dib. The human seemed confused by the passive behavior but nonetheless followed behind talking about how he's taken pictures of Zim without his disguise. Zim looked at the sky and sighed, desperately missing the pinkish red skies of Irk. He thought about all he missed about his home and how hopeless his conquest seemed. Suddenly he felt his throat tightening and his face growing warm. Hot tears brimmed his eyes covered by blue contacts. He stopped in his tracks trying to regain control of himself.
Behind him, Dib had stopped walking and silently observed the alien. Before he could say anything, Zim turned and, in broad daylight, removed his disguise.

Tell me what you think so far! If I get some good feedback I'll continue the story! :)

Satanic Squirrel

Hi! okay so weird story as you can tell by the title. So, I was walking around my uncle's house which is really pretty! It's got a big maple tree and a swing for my little cousins. And I saw a black cat! And since I just love kitties (:3) I ran towards it which was probably a stupid thing to do T^T. Of course it ran away from me and I was sad. But then as it was running away, a squirrel ran at it and like headbutted the cat!!! I had never seen a squirrel with ninja powers until then! But it kept running at the cat and biting it and attacking it! I just stood there like WTF!? This squirrel was obviously no ordinary squirrel. It was a SATAN WORSHIPPER!!! Or maybe his gf just broke up with him and he was just so heartbroken that he wanted to just kill something to get his mind off of the deep dark hole in his little heart. All the while, the love of his life is probably hanging around some other squirrel with big muscles and a rubber ducky!!! ....you know what? I think I need to lie down. Uhhh.... Comment please. Where's my pillow? >_<

What The Balls?

Alrighty then, first time blogness. That looks like bologna.... Whatever. So the question of the day! What are you supposed to blog about? Who reads blogs? Other bloggers! That's right, I see you... no, not you, yes you! The one with the face. I would like to state that the mood of my blogs will usually depend on whatever music I'm listening to. Right now my musical influence is a mix of Avenged Sevenfold and 30 Seconds to Mars. Both are some of my favorite bands. Also, I am ecstatic whenever anyone comments or whatevers on anything I write! So spam away! Yeah buddy! Damn this is hard to type on an iPod... okay. Well that's all I wanted to say. Don't worry, this blog is only short because it's my first one. Now! As a question for anyone who reads this! If you could have a pet monkey... what would you train him/her to do!? comment plz love you loverly little circus peeps! Peace. \m/